Oil Nog

KoL Description: This is regular old eggnog, only it's made with 10/40-weight instead of whatever gelatinous goo goes into eggnog. As such, it's disconcertingly thick and viscous. Well, y'know, even moreso. The best part is, it's made with synthetic alcohol, so all you have to do is take a pill and you're sober again!
You do have some sober pills, right?

My recipe: Eggnog, spiced rum, and olive oil (extra virgin). Undoubtedly going to be one of the very worst things I drink as part of this project, not counting any mushroom wines. It was outright disgusting!

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